TommyGunner
Staff Sgt.
Hackjob Mauro
1st Marine Division, 1942
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Post by TommyGunner on Dec 3, 2006 1:44:44 GMT -5
Okay I got board and though up some lame jokes. Parts of words highlighted in red are said with a pirate acent ;D What was the Marine Pirates least favorite gun? -The M1 C arbine What was the pirates favorite squad support weapon?. -The B AR What is a pirates favorite kind of bullet? - an Armor piercing bullet TommyGunner
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Post by mauser98k on Dec 3, 2006 18:30:10 GMT -5
Holy crap batman...
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Post by wade on Dec 3, 2006 19:26:56 GMT -5
What division did the pirate enlist in? 2nd Armor Division What did he drive? A scout c ar What did he shoot? the M1 G arand What was his favorite operation? M arket G arden What branches were his brothers in? Army and M arine Corps What toohpaste did he perfer? St arKist www.militaryantiquesmuseum.com/military_antiques.php?step=20&searchunder=prodid&searchfor=4177His cousin flew a C argo Plane What battle is his brotheer known for bravery? T ariwa What was his brother in the Army? A sh arp shooter Sorry, couldn't resist ;D
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guitarmaster
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And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller
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Post by guitarmaster on Dec 3, 2006 21:43:48 GMT -5
Not WW2 But what was the pirates favorite instrument? Guitar
What does he hate? Farbs
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Post by KippySmi7h on Dec 3, 2006 22:34:52 GMT -5
Wow those are so bad! They're funny because they're so bad, actually.
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Post by Guinness on Dec 5, 2006 22:33:38 GMT -5
Ok, since this has now been made a little more 'PC' I will just throw this one out there- What did 'ol 'Dread Pirate Adolph' consider a requirement to be part of his "Master Race" ? ......You had to be Arrryan ! what...you didn't see that one coming? -G
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guitarmaster
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And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller
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Post by guitarmaster on Dec 5, 2006 22:52:54 GMT -5
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Post by Guinness on Dec 5, 2006 23:24:46 GMT -5
? ...ZOMFG See kids- hang around the WWIIAA boards and ya's kin lern sumpin! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_race(near bottom of page) And now before anyone else gets their knickers in a bunch and goes off about the 'N' word..........nazism- Aryan is a common term referring to people of Indo-European descent that was used by those nutjobs for propaganda and to promote their so-called 'master' race. Read, learn- -G
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TommyGunner
Staff Sgt.
Hackjob Mauro
1st Marine Division, 1942
Posts: 2,265
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Post by TommyGunner on Dec 11, 2006 11:33:38 GMT -5
What was Hitlers favorite rifle? It was the K ar98 What did paratroopers make for extra ammo. Rigg ar pouches What does a pirate like to dip his fish in? T arter sauce TommyGunner
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Post by wade on Dec 13, 2006 16:28:24 GMT -5
What did the pirate hear during a recuritment news reel? To arms, to arms!
What did he spend for his impression? An arm and a leg.
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Sturmmann13
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bring a knife to a gun fight
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Post by Sturmmann13 on Mar 7, 2007 19:55:35 GMT -5
Wow these are so bad
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Post by 2ndranger on Mar 7, 2007 20:09:09 GMT -5
Are you necroposting?
Schutze
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Nimlas
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grumpy
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Post by Nimlas on Mar 7, 2007 20:14:16 GMT -5
This thread has scurvy and will DIE.
Eat your sour kraut kiddies!
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