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Post by Gordak on Jun 4, 2007 18:58:35 GMT -5
I get one day off a week, I just finished a two week stint with no breaks.
I leave my IM on, for my close friends, some who are in Iraq.
Please don't IM me with simple questions, the type that a quick google search, or just checking the stores will answer.
use 5 minutes of your own time, don't IM me.
I will block you and ban you without hesitation. sorry to sound mean but they are slowly sucking the life out of me.
-Gordak
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YankeeDiv26
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Post by YankeeDiv26 on Jun 4, 2007 19:24:32 GMT -5
but gordak, what if we want to talk all about blazing?
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Post by wade on Jun 4, 2007 19:47:02 GMT -5
Or roller-skating with rainbow tube socks?
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Post by 101steasykid on Jun 4, 2007 19:53:23 GMT -5
Haha enough guys, let the man go!
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Post by azeeze on Jun 4, 2007 20:23:46 GMT -5
Gordak has Aim? lol -Nick
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Nimlas
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Post by Nimlas on Jun 4, 2007 20:26:57 GMT -5
I think, from now on, you guys should pretend he doesn't......
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Post by Gordak on Jun 4, 2007 20:42:38 GMT -5
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Post by Gordak on Jun 4, 2007 21:00:21 GMT -5
I brought back this thread, to show what happens when you IM me for a stupid reason.
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I decided to finally stop blocking the 12 year olds that IM me and actualy talk to one. This goes on and on, read it if you dare. I really didnt know what "Blazing" so I tried to act cool and natural
[18:45] joe661l: hey [18:45] joe661l: whos this again? [18:45] GORDAKofp: who dis? dis is gordak [18:45] joe661l: gordak who? [18:45] joe661l: wtfs ur name [18:46] joe661l: ur real name [18:46] joe661l: ur on my recent buddies list [18:46] GORDAKofp: gordak von gordakstein bis zum unter gordak bergh [18:46] joe661l: wtf no really who is this [18:46] GORDAKofp: must be a mistake [18:46] joe661l: shut up [18:46] joe661l: faggot [18:46] joe661l: give ur smurfing name u dumb applesauce [18:46] joe661l: how old are u [18:47] GORDAKofp: are you gay? pershaps wthats why i made you a buddy [18:47] GORDAKofp: are u cute? [18:47] GORDAKofp: i bet you are [18:47] GORDAKofp: (wink) [18:47] joe661l: areu a chick or guy? [18:47] GORDAKofp: tell me dis one thing [18:47] GORDAKofp: do you play airsoft? [18:47] joe661l: i airsoft yea [18:47] joe661l: i no who u are [18:47] GORDAKofp: hmmmmm [18:48] GORDAKofp: where do you play airsoft? [18:48] joe661l: i dont [18:48] joe661l: i called u to find out about it [18:48] joe661l: ur 15 [18:48] joe661l: and so am i [18:49] GORDAKofp: yeah, phew [18:49] GORDAKofp: well [18:49] GORDAKofp: im almost 16 [18:49] GORDAKofp: what gun you got? [18:49] joe661l: an m4 carbine [18:50] joe661l: and colt 45 gas [18:50] GORDAKofp: NICE!!!11! [18:50] GORDAKofp: sweet [18:50] GORDAKofp: I wish i had a colt [18:50] GORDAKofp: gas [18:50] joe661l: yea mom took it away [18:50] GORDAKofp: western arms are the best [18:50] GORDAKofp: but id get a mari [18:50] GORDAKofp: if i could [18:50] joe661l: i called u about reenacting ww2 airsoft [18:50] joe661l: im getting a marui [18:50] GORDAKofp: really? [18:51] joe661l: two of them [18:51] GORDAKofp: on the phone? [18:51] joe661l: i mean no [18:51] joe661l: on aim [18:51] joe661l: sory i just blazed like an hour ago [18:51] GORDAKofp: thats cool dotn worry about it [18:51] joe661l: do u blaze? [18:52] GORDAKofp: so what do you neeed [18:52] GORDAKofp: hell yeah [18:52] joe661l: nothing i was just finding out who this was [18:52] GORDAKofp: im a blazin freak [18:52] joe661l: really [18:52] joe661l: chil [18:52] GORDAKofp: dude id scare you with how much blazing im about [18:52] GORDAKofp: so i got the spring thompson, but its upgraded now [18:53] joe661l: really [18:53] joe661l: i hate spring guns [18:53] GORDAKofp: so i will hold my own against the electric ones [18:53] joe661l: i never buy them [18:53] GORDAKofp: dude, you save alot of money [18:53] GORDAKofp: on bbs [18:53] GORDAKofp: for the same range and power [18:53] joe661l: nothing that isnt semi or auto at least [18:53] joe661l: i hat cocking and cokcing [18:53] joe661l: and cocking [18:53] GORDAKofp: really? [18:53] joe661l: yea [18:54] joe661l: only one and them bam bam bam bam bam [18:54] joe661l: one cock [18:54] GORDAKofp: thats the first tink i want to do as soon as i pick up a gun [18:54] joe661l: lol
[18:54] GORDAKofp: cock it [18:54] GORDAKofp: yeah [18:54] joe661l: yea i no [18:54] joe661l: once [18:54] joe661l: cokc it once [18:54] GORDAKofp: but they had mail functions in war [18:54] GORDAKofp: thare are guys that need to cock each round just to stay alive [18:54] joe661l: u live in CA [18:54] GORDAKofp: yeah! [18:54] GORDAKofp: im in palo alto [18:54] joe661l: same [18:55] joe661l: wtf never heard of that [18:55] joe661l: have u heard of laguna niguel [18:55] GORDAKofp: they made airsoft ileagal in my town [18:55] GORDAKofp: hmmm [18:55] GORDAKofp: laguna sounds familair [18:55] joe661l: laguna [18:55] GORDAKofp: dude, i got 8 aegs one time with my spring thompson [18:55] GORDAKofp: dont dis them [18:56] GORDAKofp: i duck when i hear them fire [18:56] GORDAKofp: and it never hits me in time [18:56] joe661l: smurf spring guns im so much better with a semi auto gun just semi at least then theres full auto applesauce too [18:56] GORDAKofp: accept if it hits my paintball mask [18:56] GORDAKofp: but those dont count [18:56] joe661l: tokyo marui baller [18:56] GORDAKofp: i belive in the center mass rules [18:56] GORDAKofp: a severed arm doen NOT put you out of action [18:56] joe661l: im smurfing rambo [18:56] joe661l: applesauce like that [18:57] GORDAKofp: i needs to be a center mass hit [18:57] GORDAKofp: skuls are hard and stop 9mm [18:57] joe661l: realy how do u know if the bitch is lying or now [18:57] GORDAKofp: well [18:57] GORDAKofp: then you ignore his hits till he dies [18:57] GORDAKofp: and u say [18:57] GORDAKofp: wow you almost got me! [18:57] joe661l: brb [18:57] GORDAKofp: when he walks by you to respawn [18:57] GORDAKofp: dude [18:58] joe661l: wut' [18:58] GORDAKofp: it doesnt matter if you weare a paintball mask , they dont know who you are [18:58] joe661l: brb [18:58] GORDAKofp: so you can ignore some hits [18:58] GORDAKofp: ok dude peace!1! [19:01] joe661l: hey [19:01] joe661l: back from bathroom [19:01] GORDAKofp: wasaap [19:01] joe661l: u r 15 right? [19:01] GORDAKofp: dudei need to go blaze [19:01] GORDAKofp: ill brb [19:01] joe661l: sure [19:01] joe661l: i dont believe u [19:01] joe661l: right now? [19:01] joe661l: lol bye [19:01] joe661l: then [19:01] GORDAKofp: yeah [19:02] GORDAKofp: what you dont belive what? [19:02] joe661l: i dunno [19:02] joe661l: are u alond [19:02] GORDAKofp: alond? [19:02] joe661l: alone [19:02] joe661l: smurf [19:02] GORDAKofp: yeah [19:02] joe661l: k wutever [19:03] GORDAKofp: cool PEACE11!!1 [19:03] GORDAKofp: actually, i think we got blaze confused [19:03] joe661l: wut [19:03] joe661l: do u know wut blazing is? [19:04] GORDAKofp: by blaze do you mean those early 90's roller blades that had to be called blaze because of the roller blade copywrite infringment? [19:04] joe661l: no [19:04] joe661l: smurf [19:04] joe661l: wtf [19:04] GORDAKofp: oh [19:04] GORDAKofp: whats is blazing then? [19:04] joe661l: it means smoke weed ahahahhahaha [19:04] joe661l: hahaha [19:04] GORDAKofp: aw applesauce dude [19:04] joe661l: haha [19:04] joe661l: ur smurfing hilarious [19:04] GORDAKofp: ur alot smarter than me, must be the blazing [19:05] joe661l: oh u think im dumb [19:05] GORDAKofp: dude keep it up, Ill sweep your factory when i turn 18 and moveinto my parants basement [19:05] GORDAKofp: NO DUDE [19:05] joe661l: yea [19:05] GORDAKofp: i feel dumb [19:05] joe661l: why [19:05] joe661l: i dont feel dumb [19:05] GORDAKofp: applesauce man i have my roller blasdes on you got me all psyched [19:06] GORDAKofp: i like to wear rainbow leg warmers with it [19:06] GORDAKofp: and it looks kinda dorky [19:06] GORDAKofp: but cool at the same time yah know? [19:06] joe661l: oh smurf ur really smurfing gay [19:06] GORDAKofp: dude, you got to be a true blazer to understand it [19:07] joe661l: stfu [19:07] GORDAKofp: ok man [19:07] joe661l: smurf u [19:07] joe661l: ur smurfing gay on purpose [19:07] joe661l: u faggot [19:07] joe661l: dont smurfing talk to me again [19:07] GORDAKofp: well atone time roller blading was the number 1 sport inthe country [19:07] joe661l: piece of applesauce [19:07] joe661l: go roller blade of a smurfing cliff [19:07] GORDAKofp: chicks dug it [19:07] GORDAKofp: dude you never roller bladed? [19:08] joe661l: wut are u asina [19:08] joe661l: asian [19:08] GORDAKofp: yes [19:08] GORDAKofp: how did you know? [19:08] joe661l: hahaha [19:08] joe661l: ic an tell [19:09] GORDAKofp: dude i wasnt tryng to dis you , you are smart and applesauce seriously [19:09] GORDAKofp: who makes your m4? [19:09] joe661l: a faggot in a basement like u [19:10] GORDAKofp: hw many does he make?, jesus a basement factory? [19:10] GORDAKofp: thats awesome [19:10] joe661l: im jewish [19:10] joe661l: to let u know [19:11] joe661l: chillest jew alive [19:11] GORDAKofp: sweeeet [19:11] GORDAKofp: im part jewish [19:11] GORDAKofp: on my mothers side [19:11] GORDAKofp: so that makes me a real jew i think [19:11] GORDAKofp: or close to it [19:11] joe661l: yea true [19:12] joe661l: my mom converted so it makes me not a real jew [19:12] GORDAKofp: aw damn [19:12] GORDAKofp: converted to Judiasim or from [19:12] GORDAKofp: ? [19:13] joe661l: catholic [19:13] joe661l: im italian mostly [19:13] GORDAKofp: oh, im one of the only asian jews, my moms ded is working on hebrew to chinese translations with books and stuff [19:14] joe661l: really [19:14] GORDAKofp: yeah there arent alot of asian Jews [19:14] GORDAKofp: ther eis osme confusion atleast [19:15] GORDAKofp: some* [19:15] GORDAKofp: well dude this was a really cool conversation but i gots to go [19:15] joe661l: piece [19:15] GORDAKofp: good luck with yer m4 [19:15] GORDAKofp: Cyaaa
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Nimlas
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Post by Nimlas on Jun 4, 2007 21:11:52 GMT -5
God that one still cracks me up!
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rkrueger
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Post by rkrueger on Jun 4, 2007 22:14:53 GMT -5
ur the man Gordak...
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Cpl. Hicks
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Post by Cpl. Hicks on Jun 4, 2007 22:26:10 GMT -5
Lol I remember when you first posted that.
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azeeze
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Post by azeeze on Jun 4, 2007 23:21:40 GMT -5
Hahahah lol, nice gordak nice, Lol you really made me cry when i read the roller blade part lol! I actually Imed this kid after reading it lol its still the same sn
Joe661L: i love nazi guns acidrain312: ya man me to acidrain312: like the m1 garand acidrain312: you like that applesauce ? Joe661L: yea all that applesauce Joe661L: k98 bolt action nazi rifle acidrain312: ya Joe661L: thats a nice piece acidrain312: man Joe661L: thomnsons BARS acidrain312: u ever hear of the nazi gun the pl83 Joe661L: yea Joe661L: thats nice acidrain312: that top secret applesauce Joe661L: yea
-Nick
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Post by Schwerpunkt on Jun 4, 2007 23:48:28 GMT -5
yeah, one of many instances when the internet doesn't give you a lot of faith in humanity. Amusing stuff though, cleverly played.
The real revelation to me is that you know someone is an absolute asshat when they piss off gordak. hes probably one of the chillest guys ive ever met in the course of reenacting or playing airsoft.
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Post by 2ndranger on Jun 4, 2007 23:56:26 GMT -5
Again...remember todays youth is tommorrows future...If that makes any sense...
Franz
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click
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Post by click on Jun 5, 2007 9:56:49 GMT -5
If thats true then our future will be full of blazing!
Made me laugh to see that conversation again Gordak! Lol!;D
Click
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Post by YankeeDiv26 on Jun 5, 2007 14:49:42 GMT -5
lol, i still absolutely love that, now I feel like IM'ing that kid and asking if he wants to join a "kewl aresoft/blazzinG gRooP"
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Post by mccallion on Jun 5, 2007 17:57:31 GMT -5
it just goes on and on but it is funny lol -mccallion
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Post by theriseandfall on Jun 5, 2007 19:18:37 GMT -5
how does it go...
"I believe that children are our future....unless we stop them now! homer simpson
;D
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Post by Tough Ombre on Jun 5, 2007 19:21:37 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT KID IS AN ASS!!!! I gotta IM him... -Cary
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Post by mauser98k on Jun 6, 2007 1:51:37 GMT -5
Oh dammit man, that's still funny!
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Post by natman on Jun 6, 2007 15:59:07 GMT -5
[19:13] GORDAKofp: oh, im one of the only asian jews, my moms ded is working on hebrew to chinese translations with books and stuff [19:14] joe661l: really [19:14] GORDAKofp: yeah there arent alot of asian Jews [19:14] GORDAKofp: ther eis osme confusion atleast
Gordak, you have amazing improvisational skills, will you join my comedy Troupe and tour the country with your internets comedy stylings?
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Post by Tough Ombre on Jun 7, 2007 23:36:24 GMT -5
Joe661L (11:34:41 PM): iv got my own problems CuLtUrAl JoInT (11:34:40 PM): ya you sure do!!
LOL
-Cary
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Post by Russian on Jun 27, 2007 19:48:16 GMT -5
I can't...stop...laughing.....I was looking for the original thread of this for a couple weeks about a month or so ago....thank God you reposted it...hahaha! Still gets me, man....still gets me...
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Post by KRaddatz on Jun 29, 2007 10:53:31 GMT -5
that kid was either high or had severe ADD, he would say stop talking to him and that your a fag and then you just started talking about air soft again and he forgot all about it lol that was great, im gonna go blaze now
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Post by spitfire740 on Jun 29, 2007 15:53:09 GMT -5
oh god, I remember when you posted that! Is blazing even a real word? I've never heard of it. Interesting verb though... I think Pizazz works better . mmm... pizazzed pizzas...
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Post by mauser98k on Jun 29, 2007 23:45:49 GMT -5
hahaha it is, it means getting high, a firey blaze, roller skating ;D, etc. etc.
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Post by Nimlas on Jul 5, 2007 21:07:36 GMT -5
Guys, Along the same lines as Gordak's rant, PLEASE don't IM to inform me of the fact that you're "bored". Like Big G, my AIM's on for my good friends, you know, the folks who I know in REAL LIFE. Don't mean to be rude....but honestly folks.....
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