Post by Rainer Schmidt on Jan 25, 2006 22:50:02 GMT -5
This is a 5 month program in the EU for a new Euro-English. I think German re-enactors will benifit from this:
In the first month, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond month when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd month, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th monz people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz monz, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz monz, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz monz, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Everyone needs a laugh
In the first month, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond month when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd month, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th monz people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz monz, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz monz, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz monz, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Everyone needs a laugh
