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Post by Gordak on Jun 23, 2006 19:09:10 GMT -5
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Post by mauser98k on Jun 23, 2006 19:25:50 GMT -5
Rock murders have been going on way too long IMO, this is a great solution to fix it.
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Nimlas
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Post by Nimlas on Jun 23, 2006 19:46:44 GMT -5
Hey, maybe an 'illegal rock underground" will be established! I'm in, I got tons of rocks just waiting in my yard to be shipped to England!!!
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Post by Sascha Gusdorf on Jun 24, 2006 0:34:02 GMT -5
Yeah, maybe we could set up a smuggling technique; ya' know, like the bodybuilders' methods in Mexico with steroids. We could cut the inside of toothpaste bottles.............and um......oh, did I say too much?
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Post by mauser98k on Jun 24, 2006 4:36:29 GMT -5
hide em in tires!
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Post by schmitty on Jun 24, 2006 9:18:56 GMT -5
You could just say they are ordinary rocks but realy they are MURDER ROCKS!!!
Schmitty
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Post by spitfire740 on Jun 24, 2006 12:56:00 GMT -5
have they outlawed shovels yet?
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longsword
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Post by longsword on Jun 24, 2006 13:28:26 GMT -5
Sticks.. trees.. thumbs.. broken glass.. i se many, many potentcial murderweapons yet to be banned..
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Post by mauser98k on Jun 24, 2006 14:34:07 GMT -5
Then flags, then leaves, then syrup, then babies. The list goes on...
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Nimlas
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Post by Nimlas on Jun 25, 2006 15:32:03 GMT -5
Jeeez, they could have a banning session where all the Big Cheeses in England think of dangerous things in the hands of the average citizen!
First, Money, who would rob a bank if there's no money involved?
Then soda cans, very dangerous when used properly(i.e. flinging them by the hundreds out of rubber bands!)
Rubber bands for the reason mentioned above.
Then they'll ban cars, they kill ton's of ppl in those things.
Then all ropes and string of any kind.
Then it'll eventually come to banning all people, if there's no one to kill the murder rate drops drasticly!
The possibilities are endless!!!!!!!!!!
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Russian
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Post by Russian on Jun 25, 2006 15:38:19 GMT -5
I'm interested in how Mauser kills people with babies....that sounds like an interesting trick....
Murder rocks......
Lol....who comes up with these names? I want their job
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Nimlas
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Post by Nimlas on Jun 25, 2006 16:34:28 GMT -5
I'm interested in how Mauser kills people with babies....that sounds like an interesting trick.... You don't wanna know, Dakota has some strange ways! ;D
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Post by mauser98k on Jun 25, 2006 16:38:35 GMT -5
well, I released a 1000 page book just about how to do so. As a matter of fact, it's on sale for $15.99 on Amazon!
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YankeeDiv26
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Post by YankeeDiv26 on Aug 16, 2006 0:02:40 GMT -5
man people these days. i wonder if the airlines have put a ban on rocks too. well they have a better reason than england. soon enought its gonna be that if you look like you can kill a man with your bare hands then you cant fly.
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Post by Wade on Aug 21, 2006 16:08:26 GMT -5
Just when I thought people couldn't get any stupider.... ;D
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